:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

Jan, 19 2012 128 chars (1 sms) 868 views Naughty

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AIDS AWARENESS:"Try

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Failure is not

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

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HOW Do You SAY-'TOPLESS' in URDU…???????????????Ans:-KHULE AAM…

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

Chemistry ki class

Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

Lady Secretary:

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Woman complaining

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Santa: In all

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

A boy pulled a girl

A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"

A girl enters a

A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!

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