A girl enters a

A girl enters a
A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!
  

Jan, 19 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1453 views       Naughty

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