11 girls ask the

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'

Jan, 19 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1068 views Naughty

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