1 day as I

1 day as I

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Jan, 19 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 834 views Naughty

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