Mom told her

Mom told her daughter of 17yrs Beta its time that we must discuss abt sex. Daughter told OK MOM WHAT U WANT TO KNOW abt sex?

Jan, 19 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 1143 views Naughty

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Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS... 1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY, 3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCHING...

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

July is the month

July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

Earlier bosses used

Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.

Q : Why do Doctor

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

Hubby-Wud u

Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!

Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

Santa: In all

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Touch it gentlyPut

Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass

Ladki ke T-

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Jab DEKHU Toh

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

AIDS AWARENESS:"Try

AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

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