Heard d latest

Heard d latest
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),
  

Jan, 19 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1165 views       Naughty

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A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"