Q : Why do Doctor

Q : Why do Doctor
Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!
  

Jan, 19 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1007 views       Naughty

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