Ak dost dosre se

Ak dost dosre se
Ak dost dosre se:Yar aj teri bhabi ghar pe nai hai warna main tumko chai pilata.. Dosra dost: abey o kanjos,doodh Market me b mil jata hai
  

Jan, 19 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1380 views       Naughty

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