TeacheWhat should

TeacheWhat should
TeacheWhat should be in a book to make it a best seller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
  

Jan, 19 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     728 views       Naughty

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Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..
A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!
What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani BILLI Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga.Girl: Kabhi BILLI Nahi Dekhi Kya?Boy: BILLI To Dekhi Par Billi Ko DUDH Ki Rakhwali Karte Pehli Bar Dekha.
One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!
Sari dunia krti hai humare pyar ka virodh! Sari dunia krti hi humare pyar ka virodh! . . . Humare pyar ki raksha karega SUPERDELUXE NIRODH.
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.
Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day
We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!
Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.