Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Ifthere is any great secret of success in life, it lies in the ability to putyourself in the other person’s place and to see things from his point of view as well as your own.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and

Sweet is pleasure after pain