If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

Usenon-verbal

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

The cause of liberty

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

The desire of

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

The wicked are

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

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