If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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There arealways two

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

Don'tjudge a book

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

A life makingmistakes

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

A lifemaking mistakes

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Talkback to your

Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

When you ask

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

You don'thave to

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

There is no knowledge

There is no knowledge that is not power.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

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