If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Neversay more than

Neversay more than is necessary.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

Labour with what

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

Patience is the art of hoping.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Talk back to your

Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

A caricature is

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

My greenthumb came

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

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