If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

If youare standing

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Kind wordscan be

Kind wordscan be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

It'snot the will to win,

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

They mayforget what

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

When you hear

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

The grand essentials

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

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