If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Trust no one

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

Don'tjudge a book

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

Man show their

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

What isthe shortest

What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Enthusiasm sees only

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

No doctor is

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

Our patience will

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Onlywhen you can

Onlywhen you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard andstrong.

Grantgraciously what you

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

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