If youcould kick

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Philosophy begins

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

To teach isto learn twice.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Life has become

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Wordsare, of course

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

Trust is difficult

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

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