If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Centralization as a

Centralization as a system is inconsistent with a non-voilent structure of society.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

All excellent things

All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare

Fools rush in where

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Contradictionshould

Contradictionshould awaken Attention, not Passion.

Onecomes to believe

Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

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