If youcould kick

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Reformers are those

Reformers are those who educate people to appreciate the things they need.

A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

Peoplewho are only

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Freedom to learn

Freedom to learn is the first necessity of guaranteeing that man himself shall be self-reliant enough to be free

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