The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.
Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.
Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.
Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol
Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.
All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Thereverse side also has a reverse side.
Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment
Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.