The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
When a man meets his mates society begins.
Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
In art, as in love, instinct is enogh.
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.
Toevery answer you can find a new question.
If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him
Nothing is a permanent except change.
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.