The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.
Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.
All thingsat first appear difficult.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.
We arethe prisoners of ideas.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.