The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.
Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.
Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by
The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
People say law but they mean wealth.