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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1174 views       Quotes

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Peoplewho can't admit
Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.
Sincerity is impossible,
Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character
If youare leaning
If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
When a man meets
When a man meets his mates society begins.
When the eyes
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
People who invite
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.
The more faithfully
The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.
A goodplan is like a
A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.
Education is the ability
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
Two man looks
Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.
A Habit is a shirt made of iron.
A Habit is a shirt made of iron.
Nothing doth more
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

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