The average man’

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Quotes
  3. The average man’
The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1222 views       Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Habit: the shackles of the free
Habit: the shackles of the free
By despising all that
By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.
Two man looks
Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.
Consistency is the
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
It's more shameful
It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.
Men are cruel
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
Ittakes time to
Ittakes time to save time.
Humality is a
Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
To copy is to
To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.
What is well done
What is well done is done soon enough.
Every age thinks
Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.
Whenangry, count to
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry
lip kiss Aankhe affection akelapan arz kiya hai bachpan badnaam bahana BHABHI bharosa bhool birthday Bolo Busy Chandni chut DARU Deepak Dhadkan dhoka Dil tod diya duri Dushman fikar forget me galti Garmi God Bless you Gussa haldi Hasi hindu honeymoon Hum na rahe I hate u if I die intezar Jaan janam jarurat jeevan jhoot judaai kabil kajal Kamine kanjus khaas khamosh Khamoshi khubsurat khwahish kismat krishna ladai leave me alone life is beautiful love Maaf maut Mehndi Meri jaan Mohabbat Mubarak Mulakat Muskan Nafrat Naraz nashe nazar lag Nind PAGAL Pariwar Parwah Pooja Pyar Pyar mat karna rishta rishte rocking Rona roza sadi sagar Sawan Sukriya Tadap taj mahal tasveer Tera sath Tere bin THANDI trust me tum hi ho udas vishwas viswas wada waqt zindagi