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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1012 views       Quotes

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Power takes as
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.
Who digs a pit f
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Suffer fools gladly,
Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.
We'reeyeball to eyeball
We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
Silenceis as full of
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.
It isdifficult to negotiate
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
I liketo listen. I
I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
Thefibers of all things
Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.
A man has no ears
A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.
Of all human foibles
Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.
Everyoneis wise
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

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