The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.
you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
It iswith our brothers and sisters that we learn to love, share, negotiate, startand end fights, hurt others, and save face. The basis of healthy (orunhealthy) connections in adulthood is cast during childhood.
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.
The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!