The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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As a final incentive before giving up a
Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.
Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.
No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.
Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
Those who trust us educate us.
Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.