The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di
We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.
Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.