The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A caricature is always ture only for an instant.
Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.
"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"
It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
The property of power is to protect.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.