The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Manyspeak much

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

Toevery answer you

Toevery answer you can find a new question.

A life makingmistakes

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

When your work

When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

Teaching may contribute

Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.

Why don'tyou

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

Concentrated power

Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

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