The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

The work of

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

Youdon't have to

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

The king goes

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

As we grow old...

As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The warexisting between

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

Thego-between wears

Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.

Only few men think

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

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