The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

The desire for

The desire for change is a sign of safety.

Power is no blessing

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Ability is poor men's wealth

As soon as you

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

It'snot the will to win,

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

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