The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
All bravery stands upon comparisons.
It'sgood to shut up sometimes.
I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.
Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.
God made time, but man made haste.
A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.
To be preparedis half the victory.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.