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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1116 views       Quotes

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Thewill to win is
Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Love is the noblest
Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind
Let not thy will
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
The greatest trust
The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.
A man may die,
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.
The ruler proclaims
The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.
Byfailing to prepare
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
A school should be
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
To be simple is
To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Everything has it's
Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.
Slander cannot destroy
Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.
Icannot divine how
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

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