The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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There is no comparison

There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.

To err is human;

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

The prevalent fear

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

A language is like living skin itself.

Thepeople to fear

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

Knowledge is of

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

If you truly want

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

All the power that

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

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