The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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There is no evil

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

The nice thing

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

Sometimes the man

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

Useful manual labour

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

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