The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Reason is my philosophy

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

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