The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Successdepends upon previous

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

Skillin the art of

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Thehardest step is

Thehardest step is over the threshold.

Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Fourthings come not

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

Fools rush in where

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

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