The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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The man who

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

You made your

You made your bed, now lie in it.

When I dare to

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in theservice of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I amafraid.

He who gainsa

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Many a gem of wisdom

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

Don'tbargain for

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Power is no blessing

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

First-rate men

First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.

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