The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Tolerance that accepts merits as the most natural thing in World is the highest applause.
The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.
The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
The power to do good is also the power to do harm.
Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.