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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1001 views       Quotes

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Honesty and Wisdom
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It'snot hard to
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
The ability to
The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
A happy home is
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
There'sno need to
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
Science has promised
Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.
Negotiatingmeans getting
Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.
Buying ischeaper
Buying ischeaper than asking.
Man wonders over
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Search not a
Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

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