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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1049 views       Quotes

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It'snot hard to
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
Few men of action
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
If you don't know
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
All our rightousnesses
All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags
Pain is the outcome of sin.
Pain is the outcome of sin.
When the eyes
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
He whoangers you,
He whoangers you, conquers you.
The service we
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.
Aclosed mind is
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Takeadvantage of the
Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.
Life only demands
Life only demands from you the strength you posses
To know the
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

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