The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Power will intoxicate

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

A bad workman

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Nothing do I regret

Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

Almost all four faults

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

Younever really understand

Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Our errors are

Our errors are steps on the way.

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