The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Responsibility is the

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

The problem with

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

The flowers of life

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Adversityis the

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

Aperson whose heart

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

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