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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1039 views       Quotes

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Ninety-ninepercent
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Imagination is useful
Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.
Where love rules,
Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.
Never Explain Yourself
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""
It'swhen you're
It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
What is well done
What is well done is done soon enough.
Beforeeverything else,
Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.
REPENTANCE
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
By despising all that
By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.
Personal appearance is
Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
The man who
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
The highest pleasure
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

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