The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

It is easier to discover

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Conflictleads to less-

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

When one tugs at

When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.

Freedom can only

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

Effectivecommunication is

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

The Pursuit of

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

Could agreater miracle

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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