The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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No one was

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

If you truly want

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

He who asks

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

If you climb

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

There's no point

There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

God made time,

God made time, but man made haste.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

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