The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.
You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.
Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...