The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Power is no blessing

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

Theharder the conflict

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Search not a

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

It's not only later

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

Life is no brief candle-

Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

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