The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Books without the knowledge of life are useless.
If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived
If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous
The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination
Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal
Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.