The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
You can't unscramble an egg.
We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.
Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.
Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.