The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.
Books without the knowledge of life are useless.
Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.
A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.