The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.

Supicion of one's

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

If youcan make a

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Thebasic building block

Thebasic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

All faults may be

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

The greatest prayer

The greatest prayer is patience.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

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