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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1134 views       Quotes

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Intelligence is not
Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.
The easiest,the most
The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.
You can't unscrambl
You can't unscramble an egg.
Constantrepetition carries
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
It'snot the plan
It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.
Concentration of wealth
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
Aclosed mind is like
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Nearly all men
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.
A shipin harbor
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
Write injuries in
Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
A merefriend will
A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
Life, Like a child,
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

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