The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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To know how to

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

Treatpeople as if

Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.

Mensucceed when

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Our patience will

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

God has created the

God has created the world in play.

I have oftenregretted

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

Human beings are

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

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