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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1086 views       Quotes

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The directuse of
The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.
What isthe shortest
What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.
Luck iswhat happens
Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Every man has the
Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".
Byfailing to prepare
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
To ease another's
To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.
Hear me,my chiefs!
Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Amarriage without
Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
When one tugs at
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
Grantgraciously what you
Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.
Thepeople to fear
Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.
Beware,as long as
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

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