The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Life only demands

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

All is riddle, and the

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

The real great

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Standingin the

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Inspiration is apt

Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

The lust for power

The lust for power in dominating others inflames the heartmore than any other passion.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

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