The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.
Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,
Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.
The darkest hour has only 60 minutes
The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Ittakes time to save time.
If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.
Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.
Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains
Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.