The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.
Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.
Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.
He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
It is much easier to be a hero than a gentleman.
Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.