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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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If you salute your
If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..
Be yourself and
Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.
Outside noisy,
Outside noisy, inside empty.
The happiest of
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
Mostpeople I ask little from.
Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.
No matter how good
No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !
Comedy is an escape
Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.
Any child who has
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
Conflictisn't negative,
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
Better ask ten
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
Learning, the destroyer of
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
If wemanage conflict
If wemanage conflict constructively, we harness its energy for creativity and development.

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