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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
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Every new adjustment
Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.
Any child who has
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
Nothing lays itself
Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.
If you are standing
If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.
Chances happens to
Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.
A life makingmistakes
A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.
If Igive you an
If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
The repetition in
The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"
A good listener
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.
If you are distressed
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.
As if you could
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Pain is the outcome of sin.
Pain is the outcome of sin.

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