The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

It's better to

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Analysis kills spontaneity

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

When you ask

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

Only hethat has traveled

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.

By despising all that

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

Wisdomis what you

Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

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