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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1093 views       Quotes

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Much learning does
Much learning does not teach understanding.
Man show their
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
There is no comparison
There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.
Light is good in
Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.
Non-cooperationis a
Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.
Inbusiness, you don't
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
You're ina much
You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.
Our patience will
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
To copy is to
To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.
It is long and hard
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
We areall faced
We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.
Nobody everforgets
Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

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