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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1024 views       Quotes

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Mandoes not live
Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.
The man who says
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
Don'twrestle a pig in
Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
Thoroughnesscharacterizes
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
No matter how
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
A foolshows his
A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Let not thy wil
Let not thy will roar, when the power can but whisper.
To beprepared is half
To beprepared is half the victory.
Agrievance is most
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.
Liberty and democracy
Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
The split in you
The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.
When you are
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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