The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Liberation is not deliverance.

Anounce of mediation

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

"Man wishes2fly

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

Every advantage has its tax

It is easier to discover

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

Familiarize yourself

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Freedom to learn

Freedom to learn is the first necessity of guaranteeing that man himself shall be self-reliant enough to be free

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Our power is

Our power is in our ability to decide.

You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

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