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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1078 views       Quotes

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Thosewho are at
Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.
Life, Like a child,
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
Comedy is an escape
Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.
No man is the
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.
EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.
There may be said
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
The power to
The power to do good is also the power to do harm.
Money is what
Money is what things run into and people run out of
Thesingle most powerful
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
Silence is argument
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
He whohurries cannot
He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.
Talentalone won't make
Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'

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