The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Nevermistake silence for agreement.
You made your bed, now lie in it.
Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Action may not always bring Happiness, but there is no happiness without Action.
What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.
It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.