The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.
you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money
Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.
Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.
A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.
Melancholy is the joy of being said.