The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Education is the ability

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Much learning does

Much learning does not teach understanding.

Sometimeswe have the

Sometimeswe have the dream but we are not ourselves ready for the dream. We have togrow to meet it.

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

The greatest humiliation

The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

The Pursuit of

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Anempty sack cannot

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

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