The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.
The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.
Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.
Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.
Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
God has created the world in play.
If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Modesty is the clothing of talent.
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!