The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.
To teach isto learn twice.
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.
True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.
Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.
It ishard to change our point of view in a conflict. Most often, it is because weare not nearly as interested in resolving the conflict and possibly creatinga new ‘pearl’ as we are in being right.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.