The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Wisdom is what

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Ignorancedoesn't kill

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Outside noisy,

Outside noisy, inside empty.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

Thedeepest principle of

Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Miracles enables us

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

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