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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1060 views       Quotes

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You make a mountain
You make a mountain of a mole-hill.
He who truly knows
He who truly knows has no occasion to shout
The desire of
The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.
A faithful friend is medicine of Life.
A faithful friend is medicine of Life.
The man with the
The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Youcan't stay in
Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.
Thereare two dilemmas
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Aquarrel is like buttermilk:
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.
Differentfields, different
Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.
If you are distressed
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.
Show me a
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
Do not tell me the
Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

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