The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it
My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.
To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.
No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.
The property of power is to protect.
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.