The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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A caricature is always ture only for an instant.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
Nevercut what you can untie.
Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.
The darkest hour has only 60 minutes
Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.
Much learning does not teach understanding.
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.