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The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  
Jan, 20 2012     194 chars (2 sms)     1146 views       Quotes

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Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.
It isthe acid test
It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.
When work is pleasure
When work is pleasure, life is joy.
Ninety-ninepercent
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Themost prepared are
Themost prepared are the most dedicated.
Nothingso completely
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
Happinessis the only
Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.
The loftierthe building
The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.
Too late is the
Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.
If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
Power is not a means,
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
The art of showmanship
The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

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