The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Power, however

Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

It is a strange

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

In all superstitions

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

Whenevertwo people

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

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