The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Saying nothing...

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Wenever have the

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

It isn't important

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Never play cat

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

The property

The property of power is to protect.

The soul would

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

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