The average man’

The average man’
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
  

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If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.
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Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.
Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.
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Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.
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