You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

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Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

To be preparedis

To be preparedis half the victory.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

As longas you keep

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

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