You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

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In God we trust; all others pay cash.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

Saying nothing...

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

Beholdthe turtle.

Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

It'snot the plan

It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.

The spokenword belongs

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

When you choose

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

Sacrificers are not

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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