You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

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Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

People say law but they mean wealth.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Thereis no advancement

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Informationis a negotiator's

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

Twobirds disputed

Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

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