Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

God has created the world in play.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea

It's good to shut up sometimes.

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.