You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

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If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

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