A manneed never

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

Pessimism, when you

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

When one tugs at

When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Communicationis not only

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

We have no more

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it

Thefreedom of the

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

The grand essentials

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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