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Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Prayrer changes things by changing people.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

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