Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

A half truth is a whole lie.

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Our errors are steps on the way.

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.