Some one says

Some one says
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
  

Jan, 23 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1144 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do EK SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,Tumare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai
Dipak me agar nur na hota,Tanha dil majbur na hota, Hum apko "GOOD NIGHT" kehne jaror ate agar apka ghar itani dur na hota
Kya mast hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hai, cow log grass kha rahele hai, shane log sms kar rahele hai aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hai.
Jabse tumhe jana hai,Jabse tumhe paaya hai,Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai Taaki poochhu rab se ki ''Yeh kaisa'NAMOONA' banaya hai''??....
Har patthar pe likhu, " I MISS U ", Aur wo har patthar tumhe maru. Taki tumhe ye ehsaas to ho apki yaad kitna dard deti hai…
DARDE DIL SEHNA ASAAN NAHI HOTA, KIMTI CHEEJ KE HAR KOI KAABIL NAHI HOTA, YEH TO UPARWALE KI MEHARBAANI HAI , WARNA TERE JAISE POPAT KE PAAS MOBILE NAHI HOTA.
Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA
Jab tumhara sms aata hai, mera rom rom machal jaata hai ang ang me gudgudi hoti hai, ye sms ka kassor nahi hai, kambakht cell hi vibrator par hota hai.