Apse Jb Hmari

Apse Jb Hmari
Apse Jb Hmari Yaari Ho Gyi Duniya Hmari Or B Pyari Ho Gyi Pahle Hum Kisi B Cheez K Aadi Na The Par Ab Apko Yad Krne Ki Bimari Ho Gyi he
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1297 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Gaur Farmaye Dabbay mai dabba dabay mai khargosh wah Wah Uncle ne aankh mari aunty Behosh.
Apni dosti ki gaddi kuch aise chal padi, jaise KICK marte hi Bike ud padi. Dua hai na lage isme koi BREAK, speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE.
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya Ja k nadi me kood gaya. Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge ek ghar me do do nahi rahenge
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagte ho,nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,har baar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho, aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho.
Khud ko kar kanjus itna Kihar sms bhejne se pehle Mobile company wale call kar ke puchheAaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to hai bhai
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".