Har patthar pe

Har patthar pe
Har patthar pe likhu, " I MISS U ", Aur wo har patthar tumhe maru. Taki tumhe ye ehsaas to ho apki yaad kitna dard deti hai…
  

Jan, 23 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1505 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine and whisky; kabhi na risky.
Rab se duaa karte hai sabko khushiyon ka sansar mile. Jo mere msg ka reply na kare use GIRL FRIEND se BEHANO jaisa pyar mile.
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Are itna tension mat le I was lying.
Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi he. Ya.. Phir se "CHUNA"laga gaya koi.
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya..Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya,Aur Us Intezaar Me Na Jane Kitno Se Pyar kiya..
Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Jala dena ya dafna dena,Le jaane se pehle 1peg Rum pila dena.Mai Taj mahal ki chahat nahi rakhta dosto,Bas meri kabr pe GIRLS HOSTEL bana dena.
Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tute, aur muh se khun aya hai, hospital pahunche to nurso ne farmaya hai, baharo ful barsao kisi ka mhbub pit k aya hai.
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.