Sitam sahneki bhi

Sitam sahneki bhi
Sitam sahneki bhi had hoti hai, Kisi ko sataneki bhi had hoti hai, SMS bhejneki koshish karo janab, Mufat ke sms padhneki bhi ek had hoti hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1051 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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khali hai botal phir bhi piye ja raha hoon, zindagi maje se jiye ja raha hoon, sala kisi ka reply nahi aaraha, phir bhi sms kiye ja raha hoo…
Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.
Laila ko majnu ka 'SMS' Nahi aaya,Laila Ne3 din khana Nahi khaya,Laila mar rahi thi,majnu ke pyaar mein, aur majnu Baitha tha'SMS' free Hone ke intezar mein.
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Roz logo se aapke pange honge,Roz aapke ghar me dange honge,Agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna aapke 17 bachche honge or sare k sare lafange honge…
Bekar he wo log jo ladkiyo ko miSS karte he!!MiSS karna hi he to MACCHAROko karo,Jo apni jan p khel kr b apko kiSS karte hai.
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, koi patthar se na maare mere diwaane ko, Bomb ka zamaana hai udaa do saale ko
MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE, DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
KKabi kushi pilati hai kabi gam, kabi wisky pite hai kabi rum, pila deti hai USKI yadien or tanhai, badnam hote hai bus botal or hum
jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, 'NANO' lena chahte the , .... Nani yaad aa gai