Sitam sahneki bhi

Sitam sahneki bhi
Sitam sahneki bhi had hoti hai, Kisi ko sataneki bhi had hoti hai, SMS bhejneki koshish karo janab, Mufat ke sms padhneki bhi ek had hoti hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     990 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya Ja k nadi me kood gaya. Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge ek ghar me do do nahi rahenge
Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
jab jab ghire badal teri yad aai jab jhum ke barsa sawan teri yad aai jab jab mai bhinga barish me teri har pal yad aai. ab or raha nahi jata chatri lauta de bhai
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Mere ankhon ko sapney phir dikha gaya koe,bujhti sason ma mehak phir jaga gaya koe, kia ye sach much pyar hai, ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.