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Medical Shayari: When u breathe,u respire! When u breathe,u respire! When you don't breathe, u expire!

Jan, 23 2012 102 chars (1 sms) 6515 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.

Safar lamba hai,

Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.

Teri aankain jhuki

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Hum dua karte

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Ansoon teri nikle

Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho...dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

Zamana kitna kharab

Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.

Pehle Zindgi Cheen

Pehle Zindgi Cheen Li Mujhse,Ab wo Meri Maut Ka Bhi Faida Uthate Hai,Meri Kabr Par Phool Chadhane Ke Bahane wo Kisi Aurse Milne Jate Hai

Jab jab hame

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai.Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti he.

"Kya hua jo

"Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, " Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge

Is dil ki hai

Is dil ki hai ek"Condition" jisme nahi kisi ko"Permission"sirf aap jaise dost ko hai"Admission" vo bhi bina "Donation" just maintain good "Relation".

Mein Tumhare Liye

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

SMS har pal

SMS har pal karu to bewakufi hogi har roz karu to battmiji hogi har baar nahin karu to kanjusi hogi par kabhi kabaar karu to aapko khushi hogi.

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