Medical Shayari:

Medical Shayari: When u breathe,u respire! When u breathe,u respire! When you don't breathe, u expire!

Jan, 23 2012 102 chars (1 sms) 6304 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Jab Se Para

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka Aaj Wo CHADDI-BANYANKi DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!

Meri zindagi par

Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kardo, ye mohabbat mere naam kar do, subah ko milo saam kardo, aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kardo…

Jab hum pyar

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu na ek baar phir pyar karle.

Iss pyari si

Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.

Apka naam likha

Apka naam likha ret prToh paani ne mita diyaLikha hawaon parToh gulshan ne chura liya,Phir naam aapka dil mein basayaSAALAHeart Attack

Jise dil diya

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Jis waqt khuda

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

New punishmnt for

New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai

Ek khwab ek

Ek khwab ek khayal ek hakikat ho tum.Dosti me padne wali har jarurat ho tum. Jisko roj etne sare sms karna pade arey yar ajib musibat ho tum.

Insurance wale

Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain

Chand pe ghataye

Chand pe ghataye jati to hogi, Sitaro ko bhi nind Aati to hogi, Aaine me dekhakar sach sach kehna, Tumhe Apni shakal par hasi Aati to hogi.

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