Safar lamba hai,

Safar lamba hai,
Safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo, Dil mile na mile SMS karte chalo. TAJ MAHAL na banao, Bahut mahega padega, Jaha bhi jaoEk nayi MUMTAZ banate chalo.
  

Jan, 23 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     3203 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho..
Mausam ye haseen kehta h pyaar kar le Dil diwana kehta h ikraar kar le chahat kehti h izhaar kar le par MUMMY KEHTI PEHLE DEGREE PASS KAR LE
Zindgi mein agar kuch karna hai to kuch aisa kar jao, ki har gali se tum guzro to har ghar se ek hi aawaj aaye. "PAPA aa gaye,PAPA aa gaye.
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!
Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage. Zaalim sharab Peete hi asar dikhaane lagi. Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yaad aane lagi.
Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya, Hum umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahi, Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji lenge.
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.