Jabse nazre mili

Jabse nazre mili
Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1306 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,Uske Chumban ko kiss kehte hai,Miss ko Kiss karna mushkil hai isliye,Kissmissh ke bhaav tez rehte hai.
Asmaan pe jitne sitare ha iAnkho mai jitne ishare hai(wah wah)Samandar ke jitne kinare hai Utne hi screw dhele tumhare hai(ab bolo wah wah)
Kabi Shikayt na labo pe laynge.Kaha hai Dost to dosti nibhange,Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kare,Ksam khate h ki,hm b ha me ha milaynge .
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Tere pyar me umar bhar intzar kiya,Aur us intzar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya…
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai….
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai, Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai, Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma, Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
MY DIL IS NOT LIKE JASSI, NOR I AM AS SWEET AS LASSI ZINDAGI ME CHAHTA HU ALWAYS FUN AND HANSI DOSTI KI HAI TO NIBHAUNGA, TILL I AM ASSI.
Zubaan pe naam late hain aankho se aansoo chalak jate hai.Kabhi hazaron sms kiya karte the,Aaj ek sms ke liye taras jate hai.