Galat najar se

Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..

Jan, 23 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 1331 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dhire Dhire apna

Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi he. Ya.. Phir se "CHUNA"laga gaya koi.

mana hum itne

mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye

if Uneed ADVICE

if Uneed ADVICE MSG ME if U needa FRNDCL ME if U need HELP E-MAIL ME if Uneed MONEY IS route ki sabhi line VYAST hai Kripya KOSHISH hi NA KARE

Pehle Zindgi Cheen

Pehle Zindgi Cheen Li Mujhse,Ab wo Meri Maut Ka Bhi Faida Uthate Hai,Meri Kabr Par Phool Chadhane Ke Bahane wo Kisi Aurse Milne Jate Hai

Jo muje bhul

Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.

Wo to Shahjahan

Wo to Shahjahan Ka Pagalpan Tha, Warna Mumtaz Mei Baat Hi Kya Thi... Mohabbat Ki Kashish Ne TAJ MAHAL Bana Dala, Warna Ladkiyon Ki Auqat Hi Kya Thi..

Is kadar Hame

Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki sajaa jarur paoge, Aage raasta khuda hua hai, phir 'U'-turn maarkar chale aaoge

Ruthi hai aise

Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.

SAFED SARI PAR

SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.

Kash SHARE ka

Kash SHARE ka insurance ho jata, Share mein TRADE karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, BHAV UPAR jaye to theek warna, Trade pe jo LOSS hota .........uska claim to mil jata

Wo bole Mehfil

Wo bole Mehfil me kahi humare jute kho gaye,ab ghar Kaise jayenge, Humne kaha Aap shayari to shuru Kre, itne ayenge k gine bhi Na Jayenge.

Ek msg roz

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees,

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