Apki yadoko ansu

Apki yadoko ansu
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     982 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai, bin sms BOR ho raha he, kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..
Sharrifon me koi chor nahi hota, kauwo me koi mor nahi hota, naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota, yaroon humse jo kare dosti wo kabhi bore nahi hota.
koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
Mat puch mere sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,Tu KANJUSI karle teri takat jaha tak hai,Msg ki umid jinhe hogi unhe hogi,Hame to dekhna hai tu Kanjus Kaha tak he.
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai, agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai …
Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
Woh sadak ke is paar thi aur hum sadak ke us paar the hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum kuch age badhe,woh kuch age badhi,hum aur age badhe woh bhi aur age badhi, ab hum sadak ke is paar the aur woh sadak ke us pae thi.
Hotho se jo chU liya Ehsaas Aab tak hai Aankhe Nam hai Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai, Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to'HARI Mirchi'hai.
SMS to Ek Bahana Tha.Irada to Aapka Ek Pal Churana Tha.Aap yaad Kare Na kare Koi Baat Nahin,Par Aapki Yaad Aati Hai Bas Itna Batana Tha.
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,kya hua jo tut gaye samne k 2 daant .Phir bhi dil khol k muskuraya karo...