Apki yadoko ansu

Apki yadoko ansu
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     791 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, 'NANO' lena chahte the , .... Nani yaad aa gai
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!
Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
1 SArdar k 20 BAche the1 din uski Wife ne Pucha,Me KAisi LAg rhi hu SArdr:Rup TerA MAstAna PAs Mere MAt Ana,Phool koi Phir se Khilna jaye!!
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!