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Apki yadoko ansu
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
  

Jan, 23 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1000 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai
Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain
Na Moh na Maya hai, Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.. Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA, NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...
"Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Press thoda gaur farmaiy gE bethe bethe kamre me kar rahe the Pressa apki yad aayi aur jal gai dress
Awaz mein mithas hai..Soorat bhi khaas hai..Khuda ne bas thoda sa SCREW dhila chod diya varna......ITEM to tu jhakkas hai !! ;-)
e dost tu bhi meri tarah likha kar shayari...... tera bhi khoob naam ho gayega...... jab ande tamatar padenge to shaam ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.
Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu 1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi haI
Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhiLAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhiWoto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiyeWArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi
"Masti aankho me hoti hai sharab me nahi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nahi,Tu b jaan le, "Dosti SMS karne se badti hai padne se nahi
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.