God apun se

God apun se
God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
  

Jan, 23 2012     167 chars (2 sms)     1376 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
.Tere baal he ya ghana "Andhera",Tere baal hai ya ghana "Andhera"Kar dun "GANJA" ho jaye Sawera...!Ab Bolo wah wah!
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete, Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete, kambkat marti nai hai hampe koi, varna MUMBAI' main bhi TAJ MAHAL' bana dete..!
Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar, Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar, kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna, Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar
Is dil mein yaado ke Mele hai..Tum bin hum behad Akele hai.Sab kuch Chod kar tumhe SMS Karte Hai..Dekho Hum Aapko Kitna MISS KARTE HAI.
Ruthi hai aise wo humse Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge wah-wah Itna waqt kaun zayaa karegaItne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge.