Kanjusi ka oscar

Kanjusi ka oscar
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Jan, 23 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     2507 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jin mein basi jaanki,rum mein base Ram ,WHISKY mein baseWHISHNU, BEER mein VEER HANUMAN,kis kis ka tyag karen, Har bottle mein BHAGWAAN
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Pehle Zindgi Cheen Li Mujhse,Ab wo Meri Maut Ka Bhi Faida Uthate Hai,Meri Kabr Par Phool Chadhane Ke Bahane wo Kisi Aurse Milne Jate Hai
unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.
Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha hum ne apni taraf bula liya,hum to barbad ho chuke the lakin khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya
humne dil k sath ek'toss'kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit'cross' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms'pass'kiya....
Unki galise mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jin ke liye janaza nikla unka Ghar aaya mere dost siti bajane lage ,rakh kar mera janaza kamine use PATANE lage
Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin