Kanjusi ka oscar

Kanjusi ka oscar
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Jan, 23 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     2495 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Dosti ka sAfAr lAmba huaThoda tum chAlo,Thoda hum chAlenge..Phir,......Phir Kya ?RickshAw karlenge!!5 Rs tum dena5
Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega
Dil k dardko jubapar mat lana,apni ankhose ansu mat bahana,jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho,"DETTOL" K siva kuch mat lagana
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte, jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se, une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte
Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali, Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
Log ishq krte he bade sor k sath.Ham ne bhi kiya tha bade jor k sath.Magar ab krenge bade gor k sath.Kyo ki kal use dekha tha kisi or k sath
Teri yad m tadap k Mar Jayenge, Mar GayeTo Tera Naam Le jayenge,Rab Ko Rishwat de k Tujhe B bulayenge,or Uper Sath me baith ke kurkure kaienge.
Aaj Unki Sharart SamaJh Aayi, Yahan Per Apki Jarurat SamaJh Aayi, Apko Dharati Per Bhejna To Bahana Tha, RAVAN Ki Jagah Kisi Ko To Aana Tha.
JINDAGI CHAR DIN CHANDANI MUSKURANA, BHUL SE BHI KABHI KISI KO NA RULANA DUSHMAN MILE SAAMNE TO GALE LAGANA TAKLIF PADE TO IS DOST KO MOBILE LAGANA BAHUT CHEEZE LUT CHUKI HAI TUJHSE IL AGANE KE BAAD, KAMRE KI HAR CHEEZ CHEK KARTE HAI AB EK TERE AANE SE PEHLE, EK TERE JAANE KE BAAD.
Krishna K Kadmo Pe Kadam Badaye Chalo Ab Murli nahi Hai To Citi Bazaye Chalo Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayenge hi Mgar tab tk Gopiya Pataye Chalo