Arz kiya hai: Bahar

Arz kiya hai: Bahar
Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.
  

Jan, 23 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1856 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Kanjusi ka oscar jab diyajayega,tab apka naam sabse pahle liyajayega, galti se bhi kisiko sms mat karna nahi to oscar hath se chala jayega.
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.
Jabse tumhe jana hai,Jabse tumhe paaya hai,Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai Taaki poochhu rab se ki ''Yeh kaisa'NAMOONA' banaya hai''??....
Woh bole-agar hamare Jutey kho gaye to ghar kaise Jayenge humne kaha- Janab aap shayri to shuru kijiye, Itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge..
Sitam sehne ki hadd hoti hai, kissi ko sataane ki hadd hoti hai, sms karne ki koshish to kiya karo, yun hi sms pad kar mobile jeb me daalne ki bhi hadd hoti hai
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chuki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
Nifty Ruth Gayi index Tut Gaye, debit ban Gaye Sapne Bhi Tut Gaye, Baki Rahe Khazane Mein Do paise, mandi Aayi To Woh Bhi Lut GAYE.
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..Jo apna hai who praya lagta ha itum se milney ki Tmanna to bhut hai Lekin Anay janey main karyaa bohat lagta hai....
Taraste Hue Uske Hatho Ne Teri Kalai Ko Chhua Hai,Jaise Uski Har Saans Puch Rahi Ho....Bhaiya Time Kya Hua Hai?
Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek missed call to maar de.