Hame to bidi

Hame to bidi
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
  

Jan, 23 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     5243 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.
Jabse tumhe jana hai,Jabse tumhe paaya hai,Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai Taaki poochhu rab se ki ''Yeh kaisa'NAMOONA' banaya hai''??....
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath, Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath, Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..
ye dua hay meri koi gala nahi hai, ay mery hum-nasheen meri zindgi, woh gulab jo abhi khila nahi main yeh sochta ho k khuda kary zindgi main tujhy woh sukh milay jo meri zindagi main mujhy kabi mila nahi
NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI !
AAPKI YAAD ME MAINE KALAM UTHAAI, LIYA KAGAAZ AUR AAPKI TASVEER BANAYAI, SOCHA THA DIL SE LAGA KE RAKHU US TASVIR KO, PAR WO TO BACCHO KO DARAANE KO KAAM AAYI.
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda Agar De Dete Who Hame Waqt Thoda Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR"WATER" ya SODA
Ye BewAfa tune mera dil jAla kAR raAkh kAr diya he..Premika:Teri kurbAni bekAr nhi jAyegi,Bhej de raAkh BARTAN Dhone ke kAam Ayegi.!
bhigi palko ke sang muskurate hain hum , pal pal dil ko behlate hai hum , tu door hai humse to kya hua ?? har sms mein teri aahat paate hai hum