Jise koyal samjhe,

Jise koyal samjhe,
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
  

Jan, 23 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1965 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile, SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost, maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Dali ne dali pe nazar dali, kisi ne is par nazar dali kisi ne us par nazar dali ,hamne jis par nazar dali uske baap ne uski shadi kar dali
MERA DIL, JIGAR KIDNEY LEVER HO TUM, WAQT BEWAQT AAYE WOFEVER HO TUM, DOOBKAR JISME KHO JAAU WO RIVER HO TUM, JEEVAN ME AB TO FOREVER HO TUM.
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,kabhi mehfil me bhi aaya karo,kya hua jo tut gaye samne k 2 daant .Phir bhi dil khol k muskuraya karo...
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain ki duniyaa wale jal jaate hain yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain par aap zara jaldi ban jate hain
Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...
ham unke kareeb ja ke unhe paa na sake is bat ka gham hai,ek chand hamar unchain par haiaur ek hamari hight bhi kam hai