Jise koyal samjhe,

Jise koyal samjhe,
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
  

Jan, 23 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     2074 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Jitne Channel TV ke, utne nakhre 'BV' ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, beghar hue janab.
Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi meri hr khushi tumhare nam hogi 1 bar kuch mang k to dekho bjli,pani,telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!
ummedo ki shama dil main mat jalana,is jahana se alag duniya mat basana, aaj mood hain to sms kar rahe hain, par intzar roz palke mat bichana.
Punam k raat me chand badal jata hai,waqt k sath insan badal jata hai;sochte hai k apko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
Mat kar mere dost apniwali se itni mohabat vo aankho se war karti hai,maine dekha hai unhi aankho me vo tujh se jyada mujhse pyar karti hai.
Khwab main ayegi sms ki Tarah.Dil main bas jayegi RINGTONE ki Tarah.DOSTI kam na hogi BALANCE ki Tarah bas aap busy na rahe NETWORK ki Tara
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Teri yad m tadap k Mar Jayenge, Mar GayeTo Tera Naam Le jayenge,Rab Ko Rishwat de k Tujhe B bulayenge,or Uper Sath me baith ke kurkure kaienge.
Ankhein teri roye aansu mere ho! Dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho!Ay mere dost dosti itani gehari ho ki!Sadak par teri pitai ho aur galati meri ho!