Mujhe jala dena

Mujhe jala dena
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..
  

Jan, 23 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     973 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete, Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete, kambkat marti nai hai hampe koi, varna MUMBAI' main bhi TAJ MAHAL' bana dete..!
Baithe tere khyalo me kore kagaj par likh dala tera naam .. tasweer bhi utar dali... aur likha hai paigam.. jinda pakadne wale ko 500 ka inam....
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de…
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Ladkiyo ki Adda hume pasand nhiLAdkoiyo se BAte hume pasand nhiWoto Ane wale BAchcho ki Jid H ke MUMMY chahiyeWArna hume shAdi pAsAnd nhi
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Apki yadoko ansu banakar piya karenge,bewakt apko mis kia karege, apki yadome mar b gaye to kya? "YAMRAJ" k mobilese roz apko sms kiya karenge.
Pad likh kar kya karna hai ,Akhir ek din Sabko marna hai,4 din khushi se ji le dost, kyuki agle janam me fir K.G. se Shuru karna hai.
Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee