Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.

Me train k khidki se jhak raha tha tabi woh mere samne ayi,ankonse anken takrai,Dilme hui hulchl,Jan hateli pr ayi Tabhi woh muskurai aur boli CHAI CHAI

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Jo muje bhul jae uska mob. tut jae, Charger jal jae, sim lock ho jae, local cal par ISD cal ka bil aye, local area me b roming lag jae.

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hain,laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hain,hum to sms bhejte rehte he par,aaj kal aapka sms mushkil se milt hai Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Aankhen band hai fir b nazar aa rahe ho.. Na jane kyu aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho

Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..

koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko

Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Woh bole-agar hamare Jutey kho gaye to ghar kaise Jayenge humne kaha- Janab aap shayri to shuru kijiye, Itne ayenge ki gin bhi nahi payenge..

Hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha hum ne apni taraf bula liya,hum to barbad ho chuke the lakin khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya