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Jan, 23 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     5868 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Hamare SMS k charche jaha me hone lage, log hamare deewane hone lage, khush nasib, ho aap jo hamara SMS mila jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage
Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,Aakhe band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,Na jane kyo aisa lagta hai jaise,Samne khade ho aur POONCH hila raheho
Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai, hath pair tute, aur muh se khun aya hai, hospital pahunche to nurso ne farmaya hai, baharo ful barsao kisi ka mhbub pit k aya hai.
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!
kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte, woh karthe hai lekin log unpe shakh nahin karthe
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers
Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jalana,is jaha k safar me kahin kho na jana,aaj mood me tha to SMS kar diya par roz Intezaar me palke na bichhana
Hu main Dr jahan,Meri wife hai nurse waha.Ye kaisa zulm sehna PADTA hai,Mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai!!
Madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,madmast hawa hai,mausam bhi suhana hai,bandar english me hindi padh rahe hai,kya educational zamana hai.
Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath, Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath, Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath