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New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai

Jan, 23 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1291 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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na kar nahi

na kar nahi nahi yeh waqt nahi nahi ka, teri is nahi ne mujhe chora nahi kahin ka

mere tute hue

mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,mere tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi;shaadi ko abhi 3 mahine hi guzre they,na jaane kis hisaab se mujhe ABBA bana gayi.

Logo se pange

Logo se pange bhi honge, ghar main dange bhi honge. Agar mujhe 5 sms na kiye to apko 12 bache honge, 2 ganje 2 nange or 8 lafenge honge.

Agar aap barsaat

Agar aap barsaat ka mazaa chaho to,In aankhon me aake baso,Kyuki barsaat to barso me barasti he,Aur ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai

wade kisise irade

wade kisise irade kise se, anhe kise se nigahe kisi se, ab yaar tumhra bharosa hi kya, jo adhe hamare adhe kisi ke.

Aasman me kaali

Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...

if Uneed ADVICE

if Uneed ADVICE MSG ME if U needa FRNDCL ME if U need HELP E-MAIL ME if Uneed MONEY IS route ki sabhi line VYAST hai Kripya KOSHISH hi NA KARE

Na Dil Ki Baazi,

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda Agar De Dete Who Hame Waqt Thoda Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR"WATER" ya SODA

Na bottle me

Na bottle me na jar me,na hotel me na bar me,na bike pe na car me,ab to din guzarte hai apke pyar bhare sms ke intazar me

Jo gadha bhi

Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.

Main uski yaad

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Maszid mein namaaz

Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!

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