New punishmnt for

New punishmnt for cell owners Mised call kai liye JAIL. Sms kai liye FAANSI. Call kai Liye UMARKAID. aap mat daro KANJUSO ko to inaam hai

Jan, 23 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1218 views Shayari > Funny Shayari

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mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, jo rply na kre uska mobile FANAA hojaye.

unke milne julne ko ham pyar samajh baithe,jis din nahi aayi ham ravivar samajh baithe.

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

SMS dosto ko itne kiye ki hum jeet gaye sMs ki race. Mobile bhi unka pareshaan hoke kehne laga : NO SPACE NO SPACE..!

Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya he,Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya he,Na Call, na Misscall, na SmS.Har koi mobile rakh k nawaab ho gaya he.

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

Main gaya uski gali me,Bola dil se dil laga lo,Jab dekha uski Mummi ko to bola,Jute,chappal theek karwa lo

Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.

koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko nuclear ka jamana hain bomb se uura do sale ko

MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA

Jin ke pas hai ... Wo hath me le k hilate hai. Jin k pass nahi hai... Wo ungali dal k hilate hai........ Bole to kya??.... Tooth brush .... Yar

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