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Chand ko toor
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
  
Jan, 23 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     1069 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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New punishmnt for
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Hum 1 bar jite
Hum 1 bar jite hai 1 bar marte hai 1 bar pyar karte hai Shadi b 1 bar karte h Jab har kam 1bar karte hai to apko MISS kyun bar bar karte hai.!
Dipak me agar
Dipak me agar nur na hota,Tanha dil majbur na hota, Hum apko "GOOD NIGHT" kehne jaror ate agar apka ghar itani dur na hota
Dil ke arman
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..!
AAJ KAL TUM
AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
Spne Ki Tarah
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Jub dekha unhon
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Aap ke haath
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
Ye CHAND bhi
Ye CHAND bhi dekho kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Gour farmaye Ye CHAND bhi kya ajib sitam dhata hai, Bachpan me MAMA aur Jawani me SANAM nazar ata hai......!

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