Jo gadha bhi

Jo gadha bhi
Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.
  

Jan, 23 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1243 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aasman me kaali ghata chayi hai, Aaj fir gharwali se daat khayi hai, Kehti hai sudhar jao, par meri kya galti, Bajuwali aaj phir mini skirt me aayi hai...
Tuje pane k liye kuch b Kar Sakta Hu Tere pyar me ji aur Mar Sakta Hu Fir b tu na mili to gam nai Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try Kar Sakta Hu.
Jaani...Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
ummedo ki shama dil main mat jalana,is jahana se alag duniya mat basana, aaj mood hain to sms kar rahe hain, par intzar roz palke mat bichana.
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, mere sMs ko tere inbox me panah miljaye, jo rply na kre uska mobile FANAA hojaye.
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
Ek khwab ek khayal ek hakikat ho tum.Dosti me padne wali har jarurat ho tum. Jisko roj etne sare sms karna pade arey yar ajib musibat ho tum.
Mobile ka accident ho gaya. Bahut SMS bah gaye. Docterne kaha hai operation ke liye SMS ki jaroorat hai. Please donate SMS & save my mobile
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz
Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe