Mandir Me Jap

Mandir Me Jap
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.
  

Jan, 23 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1412 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.
Pehle Wo Kuch Bat To Krte The, Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte The, Maine Youn Hi Unhe Apna Samz Lia, Wo Hmpar Nahi Mere Sms Par Marte The.
Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi,Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi,Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki,Dinosaur Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
Hotho se jo chU liya Ehsaas Aab tak hai Aankhe Nam hai Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai, Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to'HARI Mirchi'hai.
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
Hoton se cho liya,Ehsaas ab tak hai,Aankhen nam hai,Aur sanson me Aag ab tak hai,Aur kyon na ho.Khayi bi to 'HARI Mirch'hai.
Rab se duaa karte hai sabko khushiyon ka sansar mile. Jo mere msg ka reply na kare use GIRL FRIEND se BEHANO jaisa pyar mile.
kya moh kya maya hai,is duniya mein sukh kisne paya hai,Hame bhi msg karke dekh lo.Compny ne mobile sirf tere G-F ke liye nhi bnaya hai