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Mandir Me Jap
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.
  
Jan, 23 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     1395 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Maszid mein namaaz
Maszid mein namaaz padta hoon, Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, kahin insaan se khuda na ban jaoon, isliye tumhe sms karke roz ek paap karta hoon!!
Woh kahte he
Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.
Dil k arman
Dil k arman aansuo me beh gaye. Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye. Light chali gai. Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.
Bekar he wo
Bekar he wo log jo ladkiyo ko miSS karte he!!MiSS karna hi he to MACCHAROko karo,Jo apni jan p khel kr b apko kiSS karte hai.
Galat najar se
Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah tume kharab hi lagegi...Aur achchi najar se dekhoge to har ladki tume bhabhi dikhegi..
Request karti hun,
Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.
Hawa me bindas
Hawa me bindas udd rha tha Galib Hawa me betab udd rha tha Galib Hawa me azad udd rha tha Galib Phir kya..Ruk gai Hawa Gir gya Galib
Aaj tum dil mango
Aaj tum dil mango de denge, Dhadkan mango de denge, jigar mango to de sakte hai, Kyonki charon filmki VCD gharpe padi hai
Apka naam likha
Apka naam likha ret prToh paani ne mita diyaLikha hawaon parToh gulshan ne chura liya,Phir naam aapka dil mein basayaSAALAHeart Attack
Mujhe jala dena
Mujhe jala dena ya jameen me daba dena, per jab bhi maru ek ghoont pila dena. Mai TajMahal to nahi chahta,ae dost,bas meri kabr per ek girls hostel banva dena..
Jab hum pyar
Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu na ek baar phir pyar karle.
Aisi dosti hamari,
Aisi dosti hamari, ki dil chahe tu har safr dagar me mile, Mar bhi jaau to pyar rahe kayam, Tu mere saath wali kabar me mile.

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