Hazaro aati hai

Hazaro aati hai
Hazaro aati hai Hazaro jaati hai Magar jo mandap me baith ti hai Wohi kaam aati hai
  

Jan, 23 2012     83 chars (1 sms)     992 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar… Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar… Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar
Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.
Unhe Pyar Karna nahi ata, aur hame Pyar ke sivay Kuch nahi ata... Jine ke sirf ye do raste hai, ek unhe nahi ata aur ek hame nahi ata...
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya ho,taklif di ho, pareshan kiya ho,aur Jo tention di ho us k liyetum se jo bane vo kar lena.
Soorat ke saath seerat ek husn-ezafi hai, har gul jo mehekta hai gulfam nahi hota
SAB DOST BEWAFA HO GAYE, HUM APNE MOBILE SE KHAFA HO GAYE. EK SMS TO KAR DE ZAALIM WARNA DUNIYA WALE SAMJHENGE , HUM DONO JUDHA HO GAYE.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Gurur rum aa, Gurur Whisky, Gurur Vodka Gin eshwara; Gurur sakshat Peg brahma, Tasme shri Beer a namah! Bhagwan aapko sada TUNN rakhe