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Jan, 23 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1138 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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MY DIL IS NOT LIKE JASSI, NOR I AM AS SWEET AS LASSI ZINDAGI ME CHAHTA HU ALWAYS FUN AND HANSI DOSTI KI HAI TO NIBHAUNGA, TILL I AM ASSI.
Chand pe ghataye jati to hogi, Sitaro ko bhi nind Aati to hogi, Aaine me dekhakar sach sach kehna, Tumhe Apni shakal par hasi Aati to hogi.
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...
Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai… Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…
Huzur adab arz he,apko sms bhejna hmara farz he,Qki apka NO. hmari phone buk me darz he,humne apko sms bheja,isliye aap par 10 sms karz he.
koi gam nahi,fir bi man udas haikoi rasta nahi,fir bi ek aas haikehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi 1 khaas haiZyada senti mat ho,ye sab bakwas ha
Na moh aur na maya hai..Aalas bas tumhi ko aya hai..Char panne palat lo beta..paper papaji ne nahi banaya hai..!
Asmaan pe jitne sitare ha iAnkho mai jitne ishare hai(wah wah)Samandar ke jitne kinare hai Utne hi screw dhele tumhare hai(ab bolo wah wah)
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..
Kash mobile company ke offer aise hojaye jo mujhe sms karte ho unke cell apne aap recharge hojaye aur na karte ho to unke sim block hoja
Some one says Whisky is Risky,while sum1 says Whisky bina zindagi miss ki,But i say Rum,Beer ho ya Whisky,Nahi hai wo ladki se zyada RISKY...cheers