Bhagvan se pani

Bhagvan se pani
Bhagvan se pani manga to sagar diya Phool manga bageecha diya, Ghar manga mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya, " kab aau lene "
  

Jan, 23 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     2036 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai, yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai, jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara, purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...
Pee ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab me apne gum ko mitane lage. Zaalim sharab Peete hi asar dikhaane lagi. Nashe me unki saheliya bhi yaad aane lagi.
ye dua hay meri koi gala nahi hai, ay mery hum-nasheen meri zindgi, woh gulab jo abhi khila nahi main yeh sochta ho k khuda kary zindgi main tujhy woh sukh milay jo meri zindagi main mujhy kabi mila nahi
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya, Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Hamare SMS k charche jaha me hone lage, log hamare deewane hone lage, khush nasib, ho aap jo hamara SMS mila jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
Samundar k kinare baithe hai. . . . Kabhi to lehar aayegi. . . . . . . Kismat badle na badle . . . . . Atleast CHAPPAL TO DHUL Jaigee . . .
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do EK SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,Tumare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai
chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.