Khuda kare mobile

Khuda kare mobile
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaaye, Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaaye, Ladkiyon ko SMS karu tere naam par, Maar tuje pade aur kaleja Thanda mera Ho Jaaye.
  

Jan, 23 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     1137 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI AUR TUM GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki hum gala dabana bhi jante hain
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaey, Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain, to hum behosh ho gaey.
Request karti hun, Refuse mat karna, Dil ka bulb jalakar, Fuse na udana.
ye dua hay meri koi gala nahi hai, ay mery hum-nasheen meri zindgi, woh gulab jo abhi khila nahi main yeh sochta ho k khuda kary zindgi main tujhy woh sukh milay jo meri zindagi main mujhy kabi mila nahi
Yado M Teri Tasveer Chupa Rkhi Hai Ankho M Teri Surat Sja Rkhi Hai Yakeen Nhi To Mere Dil Ka Number Mila Tere Nam Ki Callertune Lga Rkhi HAI
Sms na kar ke dil tod diya. Ab mobile dafna dena, kafan na mile to rumal odha dena , log puche rog kya tha, to apni kanjusi bata dena..
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
humne dil k sath ek'toss'kiya,haar gye tab dil ne limit'cross' kiya,jab dil ne dil se apko yaad kiya,humne mobile uthaya apko sms'pass'kiya....