Paani ko b

Paani ko b
Paani ko b daaru bana dete. Tere liye ROYAL STAG k tub bharwa dete.Kambhakt peete nahi tum hamare saath Warna TAJ MAHAL ko b theka bana dete
  

Jan, 23 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1360 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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JAB TAK KARENGE YAAD AAP HUMKO.. HUM BHI AAPKO YAAD KARENGE.. JANAZE ME MOBILE RAKHDENA, NETWORK MILEGA TO UPAR SE BHI BHI SMS KARENGE
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Lambi khmoshi bahut kuch keh jati hai, tadapne k liye sirf yad reh jati hai, kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya KING'S, jalne k bad sirf rakh to reh jati hai.
jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, jo kuchh tha wo shermarket kha gayi, 'NANO' lena chahte the , .... Nani yaad aa gai
MOHABAT SIKHA KAR JUDA HO GAYE, NA SOCHA NA SAMJHA KHAFA HO GAYE, DUNIYA MEIN KISKO HUM APNA KAHE, AGAR TUM HI BEWAFA HO GAYE.
Subah teri-sham meri ho din tera-raat meri ho hasi teri-udasi meri ho aur jab maut Aaye to dost kabar teri or usme LAASH- 0 hello... TERI hi ho! meri kyun ho?
Wo Maza..Na takht me..Na taj me.. Na poori diniya ke raj me. Na sur me na saaz me, Na kuber ke khazaneme... Jo maza hai woh subah uthkar fir so jane m..!
Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali, Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.
chori chori ye ana jana chor do chupke chupke u nazr milana chor do kisi din bohat pito ge unse tumyeh masjidon se jute churana chor do.
Me train k khidki se jhak raha tha tabi woh mere samne ayi,ankonse anken takrai,Dilme hui hulchl,Jan hateli pr ayi Tabhi woh muskurai aur boli CHAI CHAI