Naari ke chakkar

Naari ke chakkar
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari..... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari
  

Jan, 23 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     3542 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho.Agar bat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho.Dil chahta hai tumhe CHHUM lu.Par suna hai k tum chilate bahut ho..
Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali, Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.
Apne sasur ka dulaara hoon main, apni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main filhaal toh yeh sab sapne hain, kyunki abhi tak kunwara hoon main !
Hame to bidi ne luta cigret me kaha dam tha , meri kasti thi dubi waha jha whisky ka drum tha. Ham tab bhi nikal aye kyoki hamari dosti me bahut dam tha.
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.
dosti hai jaan lutane ke liye,ham apni hasti mita den dost ke liye,milne ki tumhe fursat nahi, ham sms karte hain apni yad dilane ke liye
Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath, Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath, Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath
Arz kiya hai: Bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, ki bahar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi aur phool khilne se pahle...... Bakri kha gayi.
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye, milne ki to aapko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
Hum ji rahe hai.sirf tumhara didar karke.saans Bhi le rahe hai.tumhe yaad karke khuda k paas 2 ek din hum v jayege.pr jwhan bhi tumhara intzar hai
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.