Mere Dil, Jiger,

Mere Dil, Jiger,
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
  

Jan, 23 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     883 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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MERA DIL, JIGAR KIDNEY LEVER HO TUM, WAQT BEWAQT AAYE WOFEVER HO TUM, DOOBKAR JISME KHO JAAU WO RIVER HO TUM, JEEVAN ME AB TO FOREVER HO TUM.
Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge.
dosti hai jaan lutane ke liye,ham apni hasti mita den dost ke liye,milne ki tumhe fursat nahi, ham sms karte hain apni yad dilane ke liye
softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jalana,is jaha k safar me kahin kho na jana,aaj mood me tha to SMS kar diya par roz Intezaar me palke na bichhana
khushi mili to has na sake,gum mila to ro na sake,bus yahi dustoor hai stock market ka,jise becha usse le na sake,aur jise liya use bech na sake. "Investor bachao adolan ke jan hith me jaari ".
Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
Pehli Bar Kisi Chehre Pe Nigaah Thehri He Uski Ankhein Sagar Se Bhi Gehri He Thak Gya Me Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Krte Krte..Tab Pata Chala Saali Wo To Behri He..
Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai, Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….
Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, Usne bhi kya ukhad liya.
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...