kahi andhera to

kahi andhera to
kahi andhera to kahi sham hogi,meri har kushi tere nam hogi ,kuch mang ke to dekh humse ,bijli pani ka bil aur karz mein doobi property tere nam hogi
  

Jan, 23 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1110 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
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