Hamare SMS k

Hamare SMS k
Hamare SMS k charche jaha me hone lage, log hamare deewane hone lage, khush nasib, ho aap jo hamara SMS mila jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak kar rone lage
  

Jan, 23 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1224 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Humne jab bhi kisi se kiya pyar, to yeh anjaam nikla; Kisi ne kiya inkaar, to kisi ka pehle se Yaar nikla !!
AMIRI KE KHAWAB DEKHNE LAGA, ANGREJI SHARAB CHAKHNE LAGA, BAAP NE KABHI PAGER NAHI DEKHA, AUR BETA MOBILE RAKHNE LAGA.
Dhire Dhire apna bana gaya koi. Pyar k suhanE sapne dikha gaya koi. Ay ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi he. Ya.. Phir se "CHUNA"laga gaya koi.
O Friend ji.. Tussi Mitha Aam ho, Coca Cola da Jaam ho, Sir Dard da Baam ho, Saara kuch Theek hai, Bas SMS nahin karde, Es waaste Badnaam ho
Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai,Chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai,Pal bhar me aise kutarte hain kapde,Ab to her kapda purana lagta hai
Arz hai-Dil k zkhm kisi Ko dikha na skoge Dil me jo he kisiko bta na skoge Karoge jawani me jo GF pe kharche Budhape tak udhari chuka na sako
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
Saare dhobi mare mare fir rahe hai. Kyunki unke gadhe nahi mil rahe hai. Gupt khabaron se pata chala hai. Ki who sms padh rahe hai.
ummedo ki shama dil main mat jalana,is jahana se alag duniya mat basana, aaj mood hain to sms kar rahe hain, par intzar roz palke mat bichana.
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
Apni DOSTI ko mat Chupao use Jrurat hai JATANE ki. Apni PRATIBHAON ko mat Chupao use Jrurt hai BADHANE ki.Yaar Ab aur PERFUME mat Lgao Tumhe Jrurt hai NHANE ki.