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Pehli Bar Kisi Chehre Pe Nigaah Thehri He Uski Ankhein Sagar Se Bhi Gehri He Thak Gya Me Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Krte Krte..Tab Pata Chala Saali Wo To Behri He..
  

Jan, 23 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1096 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Chandi ki diwar na todi par pyar bhara Dil tod diya KUCH CHILLER PAISO KE LIYE TUMNE MESSAGE KARNA CHOD DIYA?
Mandir Me Jap Krta Hu,Masjid Me Adab Krta Hu,Insan Se Kahi Khuda Na Ban Jau,IS LIYE Shaitan Ko SmS Karke Roz 1 Pap Krta hu.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye, Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye. Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga, Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
SAB DOST BEWAFA HO GAYE, HUM APNE MOBILE SE KHAFA HO GAYE. EK SMS TO KAR DE ZAALIM WARNA DUNIYA WALE SAMJHENGE , HUM DONO JUDHA HO GAYE.
Mausam shabab ka, nasha sharab ka, parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka; In sab se haseen, in sab se LAJAWAB dekho SMS padhne wala,MENDAK TALAAB ka; Trrr..Trrr..
Meri zindagi par ek ehsaan kardo, ye mohabbat mere naam kar do, subah ko milo saam kardo, aur shaam tak mere ghar ka sab kaam kardo…
"SHADI" karne ke bad, Aur "MOBAIL" lene ke bad, Ek hi AFSOS hota hai, Kuch Din aur rook jata,To achha "MODEL" mil jata.
Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye, Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai….