Chandani ne Kaha

Chandani ne Kaha
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar… Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar… Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar.. Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar
  

Jan, 23 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1308 views       Shayari > Funny Shayari

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Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya Ja k nadi me kood gaya. Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge ek ghar me do do nahi rahenge
Vo pyaar ke rishte kaise-kaise ho gaye, kabhi hum aapke dost the ab aise-waise ho gaye, agar ab bhi sms na kiya to hum samjhenge ki hum se pyaare paise ho gaye
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Woh kahte he ki apka SMS churaya hua hota hai Yuto SMS ka khzana hota hai Kuch to kadar kar lo zalimon Akhir selection to HAMARA hota hai.
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Hum itne SWEET nai ki diabities ho jaye,Nai itne SALTY ki B.P badh jye,Nai itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye,Par hum itne KADWE b nahi ki yad n aye
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
Ye-mere dost, mere marne k baad sirf aansu he bahana, jayada meri yaad aaye to merye peeche na chalye aana, yahin bahut dukhi kar liya hai, wahan aa k mat pakana!!
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad. Kyon ki kichad bahut ho jata he barsaat k baad.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,Gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,Tum kar do EK SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,Tumare SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai
Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge, Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia Lekin Meri Taqder To Dekho! Uska Baap Umpire Tha,Meri Bowl Ko Noball Kehla Diya.